It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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