??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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