Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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