Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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