im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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