You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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