so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
