i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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