Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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