sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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