How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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