everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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