Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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