Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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