He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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