we're blogging at a bar
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
