How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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