you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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