But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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