Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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