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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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