I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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