you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.