oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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