She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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