I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
