Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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