i permit you to call me
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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