So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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