I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You're like the curious george of whores
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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