I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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