I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
so much tequila, so little girl.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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