Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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