I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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