there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
do nipples grow back?
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