you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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