I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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