He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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