I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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