Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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