why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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