id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Randomize
