he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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