just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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