why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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