Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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