Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize