school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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