I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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