she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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