i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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