And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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