Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Let's paint friendship bongs
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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